Belco Beer

Yawn.... Yet another boring beer from {fill-in-the-blank} country trying to replicate BudMillerCoors on a local/regional scale. In this case, the swill wannabe hails from Brazil, but to be honest, this really could have been brewed anywhere in the world, and in fact tastes identical to semingly hundreds of other regional beers, all trying to brew Light American-influenced "pilsener". I guess I might as well carry on with the review, but I'm sorry to say that the review will have to be a carbon-copy of my reviews of so many other Third World sub-standard offerings that I've had before.

Straw color, minimal foam or head retention, over-ripe fruit skunk-like aroma, astrigent mouthfell, and what little flavor is there tastes rather nuetral and grainy (almost gritty).

Type of beer that produces instant headaches, due to formaldyhyde or other way-below par adjuncts. A 500mL bottle that I really have no interest in finishing.
//TB